• Gunpoint

    Gunpoint is a short game. Just under 3 hours. I could have played it while watching Return of the King, and still have 20 minutes left before the credits. On the other hand, each hobbit foot probably took 9 people to make, and that’s the number of bodies left in my wake by the time…

  • Deadlock Preview

    This isn’t a review. Deadlock isn’t out yet. You can’t even play it without a closed beta invite. They’re not hard to get, but still. By the time Deadlock is out, it’s likely that it will have morphed into something completely different from what it currently is. That said, even in its current state, I’ve…

  • Tactical Breach Wizards

    I accidentally locked myself in my bedroom this morning, a problem I dealt with by climbing out of a window. This is an actual thing that happened, because I am an idiot. It does however, provide a useful segue. After managing to get back into the parts of my apartment that aren’t where I sleep,…

  • Cobalt Core

    I finished Cobalt Core months and months ago, and Fritz has been bothering me to review is ever since. So! To buy myself some peace and quiet, let’s talk about this sci-fi roguelike deckbuilder. This game was made for me. I love roguelikes, especially roguelike deckbuilders—I’ve 100% completed Hades and Slay the Spire, and I’ve…