There are a lot of things that go into me writing about a game for the blog. Sometimes it’s a sorta desperation, when Sunday roles around and I scrounge around through anything I’ve been playing recently to find something to talk about. Most of the time, I’d prefer it was joy, when I find something exciting or new, something I want the whole world (or at least the portion of it that reads my blog!) to see. Occasionally, it’s a sort of vindictiveness, where my writing transforms into my one little jab I can make at the developer for taking my money (replaceable) and my time (not so much).
Today we’re not doing any of those, because this is something different. Ultimately, this is a post about nostalgia, and frankly, it’s probably more about me as a person then it is about Adventure Quest Worlds.
Just to be as clear as possible: If you do not want to listen to 30+ year old man ramble about a flash MMO from his childhood, now is the time to leave.
Adventure Quest Worlds is a Flash based pseudo MMO by Artix Entertainment. I call it a pseudo MMO rather then a true MMO because most zones are instanced at low player counts, but if you’ve ever played an MMO, you’ll be familiar with most of what’s present here: fairly slow combat, fetch quests, grinds, all filtered through the lens of Flash, and what’s technically capable in Flash in 2009.
Normally where I’d elaborate on mechanics, but I don’t think that’s really necessary here, because even in the context of the game itself, most mechanics can be ignored. The one thing worth touching on is the class system. Unlike most MMO’s, classes are an equipable item that can be swapped while not in combat.
In theory, this is useful because it lets you swap from tank to healer to DPS on the fly! In practice, it lets you swap from your trash clear to your boss sustain class. I quite like it, and getting new classes was my primary motivation for playing in most cases.
Now that you’re caught up, put on your rose tinted glasses, pull out your finest rage comics and le reddit memes, and step into this time machine, because we’re headed back to 2009.
Welcome to 2009
Welcome back! It’s Obama’s first term after the Bush administration, there’s literally any hope for the future, and I’m in high school. It is a better time then middle school, but still not a great time. My interest in games growing, and there’s just one problem: I never get to actually play them. My screentime limit is 20 minutes a day and the family computer is a Mac.
Enter Adventure Quest Worlds. It’s Free*. It’s engaging. And it plays in a browser, so I can play my account anywhere. Home. Library. Friends house. Relatives at Thanksgiving. Home again.
It’s this ease of access that is going to define my experience with the game. Please remember that the iPhone is only 2 years old at this point in time. I won’t even get an iPod touch until 2013. While PC gaming and many of its all time classics exist, (TF2, Myst, Doom, CoD4) they are completely out of my reach.
From this standpoint then, Adventure Quest worlds is going to define my gaming habits until I finally get a personal Mac laptop, and move on to things like Starcraft 2, Team Fortress 2, and other Steam offerings.
In a world controlled by parents and tech limits, it is quite literally the first time I have ever played a game like this, and unlike Runescape, the only actual competitor, it’s much simpler. Even better, it’s got weekly content drops. There is always something new, always something to do.
Glasses off, analysis on.
With the value of hindsight, there isn’t actually much that Adventure Quest World does that it hasn’t been beaten to punch by other, bigger games. Everquest has been around for a decade. Wrath of the Lich King has just released.
It’s defining feature to me, a highschooler living on a day to day basis, are its weekly updates. These incremental storylines, drip-fed advancement and progression content dropped each Friday. I’m sure that other games had things like this, but I suspect that what defines Adventure Quest Worlds was just how consistent these things were. Some were just quest chains and zones, but some were wars, events in which the community had to work together to defeat the oncoming horde or all would be lost!
As a cynical adult, I look at these and suspect that the story would continue on regardless of the communities success or engagement, but as a teenager, I wholeheartedly believed that if failed, if we faltered, the entire narrative would shift.
The defining feature then, of AQW, was that it truly optimized the live service game before we were even using that term to describe video games.
Rose Tinted Glasses Back On Now
I look at these things now as a cynic, but back then I was fully onboard. I loved the design notes, a sort of a patch update combined with lore that would be published each week with all my heart. AQW and the Artix Entertainment team is perhaps the only thing I’ve ever felt some sort of deep parasociality for. Of course, that wasn’t a word we would have used for it back then. We didn’t have that term.
But it existed! I wanted to be them so badly. They were the reason I got interested in game design. They were the reason I started to try to teach myself Flash. More then anything else, this game probably defines my taste in music, to the detriment of my friends and anyone else unfortunate enough to pass me the aux cable. Voltraire, Paul and Storm, these were things I learned about through Adventure Quest Worlds.
If you want to know how old Adventure Quest Worlds is, there is a cross-promotional area with Cntl-Alt-Delete. Not the keypress, the webcomic. That webcomic. The one loss is from.
If I had to describe how foundational this game was to my personality, it might be this: At some point in Highschool, my family took a trip out west to visit the great American national parks. Outside of glacier national park, I remember very little of it.
But I remember being in the very first PvP match of Adventure Quest Worlds, because I was matched into Artix, the owner of the company, and just being completely and utterly awestruck. I have no evidence that this is a real thing that happens. I doubt even he remembers.
From 2008-ish, to 2012, this game, the developers, the community, and everything about it was such a critical portion of my life that it remains in my heart over a decade later. A little part of my soul that cannot be taken from me.
Returning to 2026
I recovered access to my AQW account sometime month. I was thinking about the game again after a 10 year stretch because the company ran a crowd funding campaign to try to modernize it. They netted a bit over 2 million dollars for the effort, not exactly chump change, but not anything exciting enough to be in the headlines.
Disclosure: I was some of that 2 million.
I cannot really recommend playing this game as who I am now. Despite it’s update cadence, it’s surpassed in every way by other games. It’s a worse grindathon then Runescape, it’s less mechanically exciting then any other premium MMO on the market, in an era of Roblox and Fortnite it’s less interesting or accessible.
The story is at best mediocre, and at worst bad. As a weekly adventure serial, it was compelling. As a constructed story whose beats I have spent the last two weeks working through, it’s deeply underwhelming. It’s end-game hyper grinds are the sorts of things that provoked a sort of twitchy, nervous reaction from me, the sort that I get whenever I’m playing a clicker game, and I find myself opening up the AutoHotKey documentation. Or even worse, looking at Github repos of bots!
But in 2009, I can’t see any of that.
Back to the Past – 2011
This infatuation won’t last forever. In 2011, Minecraft will release. It runs on Macs, I have a personal laptop now, and college is on the horizon. Adventure Quest Worlds will fall by the wayside to modded Minecraft servers, and trying to run a server myself. I’ll try to write my own mods, but will be so overwhelmed by the complexity and community that I’ll give up.
There’s probably a true story of Adventure Quest Worlds. One that tracks the drama, the weirdness, the major players. One I’m not part of, not in any meaningful way. I was never more then a player. The game means more to me then I do to it.
Please Step Back Into Your Time Machine
This isn’t really a proper game review. In a real review, I’d break down and give examples of why the story doesn’t work (relying on parody more then anything else), I’d dissect why the games player base has cratered (failing tech stack, poor mechanics, and lower ease of access) and I’d skewer the monetization (why grind 2 weeks when I can spend $5?). If I wanted to take a positive spin, there’s probably a strong piece in considering how well the SVG art style has aged, even if the re-use of rigging for animations has not. But I’m not doing any of those things.
Here we are! 18 years of Adventure Quest Worlds. It’s still alive. You can still play it. It’s outlived better games. Fucking hell, it’s outlived actual honest to god human people I know.
But here it is. Here I am.