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Grump Week – Moon Colony Bloodbath
Read more: Grump Week – Moon Colony BloodbathIt’s been a little bit since I’ve written about any board games. Not because I haven’t been playing any, but because I’ve mostly been playing old favorites (hello Tiger and Dragon!) or games I don’t think anyone needs me to review (hello 7 Wonders!). That said, a newer game has managed to sneak its head…
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Stacklands
Read more: StacklandsStacklands is cool! But short. But also only $5! So I recommend it.
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Weird West
Read more: Weird WestWeird West claims to be an immersive-sim, but the only thing immersive about the game is the story and worldbuilding. Everything else is janky and awful.
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Satisfactory
Read more: SatisfactoryI like Satisfactory. There are a lot of other things I could say about it, but I spent days playing shapez.io, and Satisfactory is Shapez.io in 3D. That is to say, it’s a game about automation and factory construction, and the optimization of those systems. The story of Satisfactory is that you are [EMPLOYEE#7190] for…
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Lost Ark has a Customer Support Problem
Read more: Lost Ark has a Customer Support ProblemCustomer support is the Satan’s asshole of white collar jobs, along with any job prefixed or suffixed by “Quality Assurance.” I want to lead with this statement because I want to make it clear who I’m pissed at when I write this, in case some bigwig at Amazon reads this. Lets be clear Mr. or…
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